Sharing my collection of forwarded text messages.. ^^
copy-paste n'yo na lang po kung gusto n'yong i-share! hehe! XD
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
A boy at an ice cream shop asked
"how much a cone cost?"
The Waiter said it was worth 15 pesos.
The boy had 15 pesos but asked
"how much was the smaller cup?"
The Waiter said it was worth 12 pesos.
The boy bought the small cup,
ate it and left.
When the waiter picked the empty cup,
he found 3 pesos as tip.
LESSON:
Share, no matter how little you have!"
Wen God gives us 'NO' for an answer,
keep in mind that there's a
much greater 'YES' behind it!
His 'NO' isn't a rejection..
but a redirection.
No one will manufacture
a lock without a key,
similarly, GOD won't give us
problems without solutions.
G0d is the best listener..
you d0n't need to shout
Nor cry out loud
bcoz..
He hears even the
very silent prayer
of a sincere heart..
Let's pray before we start our day...
dear Lord, i ask for Your protection and
care over my loved ones and myself.
Cover us with your most precious blood.
deliver us from all harm,
accident and danger,
from people with bad intention.
Lord, help me recognize Your intervention
in my life so i will
never take You for granted.
Amen.
I told God let the people close to me
be healthy and happy forever!
God said: But for 4 days only!
I said: Yes, let them be Spring, Autumn,
Summer & Winter days!
God said: No, 3 days only!
I said: Yes, yesterday, today & tomorrow.
God said: No, 2 days only!
I said: Yes, Bright & Dark days!
God said: No, just 1 day only!
I said: Yes!
God asked: Which day?
I said: Everyday!
God laugh & said: You really know how to
negotiate, but since you are praying
and asking happiness for your friends
and love ones, I can't refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others first,
so don't you worry!
They will be happy everyday! :)
"God can bless you with
everything you need,
and you will always have more than
enough to do all kinds of good things
for others." - 2 Corinthians 9:8
A meaningful life CAN'T be found
in wealth, 'coz riches can be taken away.
Not in popularity for popular
people can be forgotten.
Not in beauty for beauty is
not permanent,
Not in intelligence, coz it
doesn't make us
a higher creation of God.
Instead. . . .
a meaningful life can be found
in contentment with things we have,
from the love we give &
we get from the people around us
& from faith in GOD who
gives us everything.
GOD's concern is not the
length of our prayers
nor the correctness of our language
but the attitude of our mind
& the kindness of our hearts.
Do you know why GOD blessed you
with another morning to wake up?
~ it's to forget the pains of yesterday &
see the chance the new day has brought
~ to dance & laugh again
~ to make up for the wrong things
you've done
~ to make others feel happy & loved
You see, it's more than just another
long day ahead...
It's HIS way of reminding you
that HE cares & loves everyone of us.
Enjoy God's blessings this week
& every other week!
Good Morning! :)
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
True love you've been hoping to find is
never a feeling rather its a decision.
Because you can fall in love with so many
different persons but to stay in love
with one person is always up to you.
no matter what STANDARDS we set
for our ideal LOVER..
the FACT will always remain
that the person we FALL in love w/..
will always be an EXCEPTiON..
well , HE is the only exception! :)
17 regions
80 provinces
136 cities
1,495 municipalities
41,995 municipal barangays
7,107 no. of islands
In the total of 300,000 area in sq.km
Over 88,574,614 population here
in the PhilippinesI FOUND YOU!
THANKS for being part of my geography!
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
Ang CRUSH parang
UNLI lang yan:
may 1 day,
2 days,
5 days
maximum na ang
1 month..
kapag lumagpas ka
matakot kana ,
over kana sa bill..
MAHAL na yan ! :)
Some people say single persons have a
sad life. No. We have friends that
makes us happy.
Some say, no one cares for us.
That's also a lie.
We have God & a family who loves us.
But do you know why we are still single?
It is because we look forward to
long-term relationship at the right time!
Some people say they can't live
without LOVE.
Well, OXYGEN is more important isn't it?
Kaya para sa walang lovelife..
"inhale exhale na lang muna"
haHAHAha...
the only man who truly loves his girl
is the one who will court her for the
purpose of bringing her to the
CHURCH one day.
he's not the one who will court her
to bring her to dark places & destroy
her dignity as a WOMAN.
he's the one who will protect her
& not pre-date her.
do u get it?
love a woman with all ur heart!
a b0y tried to test the faithfulness
of his girlfriend..
she texted her using a diff. number..
B: hi there sweety.
G: who's this?
B: i'm the man of your dreams.
G: oh? hi baby, how are you?
B: i'm fine.. do you really know who i am?
G: of cours, you said that you are
the man of my dreams.
-while reading his gf's messages,
he is smiling but when
another message came he cried -
the messsage was,
"now dat i'm awake, i think i don't need
the man of my dreams anymore..
all i need is the man that exist in reality..
i LOVE my BOYFRIEND!
ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
After 40 yrs our b0nes may get brittle,
0ur knees will bec0me weak,
our skin will wrinkle.
But me?
I will stay with y0u
t0 listen, t0 share, t0 care.
And we're g0nna be the
c0olest and h0ttest
Seni0r Citizen friendship ever!
I'm not a perfect friend,
I can make mistakes anytme.
but still,
I love those people who stay w/ me
after knowing..
the real personality behind me.
Closeness of friendshp d0esn't need
every minute of c0nversati0n .
as long as you find time to smile..
Remembering crazy m0ments together.
It's the closest thing ever!
If you ask me how long I'll be your friend?
My answer will be..
I don't know, because...
I really don't know,
Which one is longer...
FOREVER or ALWAYS. ^^,
A friend's love is better than a lover.
A lover may leave but a friend will stay.
A lover could demand
but a friend would help.
Ur my friend and I LOVE YOU
more than a lover could do! :)
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Questions to ponder upon:
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Where did Vincent Van Gogh?
Why is Norman Black?
Where did Sandara Park?
Is Chow Yun Fat?
What did Henry Sy?
Is Lucio Tan?
What did Scooby Doo?
What is Victoria's Secret?
Kapag namimili ba si Manny, Pacquiao?
"HAPDI"
yan ang tawag 'pag pumasok ka
ng kalahating araw sa school o sa work.
"sir/mam, pwede po ba mag-HAPDI?"
Hahaha:-)
THOUGHTFUL QUOTES
An evening Prayer...
Dearest Father up above,
this prayer's for all the friends i care,
some are near & some are far.
But Lord no matter where they are,
watch & keep them safe thru each night.
I pray that You bless them
most abundantly especially their health
including their family. Amen.
LIKE my coffee this morning,
i pray that your day be
a blend of the finest brew of blessings;
May God guide your way
& keep you safe always!
good morning!
HEALTH TIPS
Correct timing 4 in-take of water will
maximize it's effectiveness
to the human body!
2 glasses of water 30min b4 meals,
help digestion.
1 glass upon waking up,
helps activate internal organs.
1 glass before sleep to
avoid stroke or heart attack.
1 glass after taking a bath,
helps lower blood presure.
Pass on to people you care for..
Live a healthy life.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
Even though I clutch my blanket
& growl when the alarm rings,
thank you Lord that I can hear.
Even though I keep my eyes closed
against the morning light
as long as possible,
thank you Lord that I can see.
Even though I huddle in
my bed & put off rising,
thank you Lord that
I have strength to rise.
And even though I feel tired &
stressed for the entire day's work,
thank you LORD that I'm still alive...
good morning! have a nice day! ;-)
OTHER QUOTES
If things are meant to be,
they will surely happen....
if they are not,
hmm..
let's force them to happen.
thats what we call determination!
Never lose hope
Never say never.. ^_^
Someday, we'll forget the hurt,
the reason we cried,
and the one who brought the pain..
We will finally realize that
the secret of being free is not revenge..
but letting things unfold in their
own ways and own time..
Afterall, what matters is not the FIRST
but the LAST chapter of our lives
which shows how well we ran the race..
So smile, laugh, forgive, believe and
love over and over again..
Keep dreaming..
Keep loving..
Keep living..
Morning Thought:
Live your life the way you
drink your coffee.
Sipping it slowly,
enjoying the flavor & aroma,
drinking it to the last drop.
In short, take it easy, be happy...
Have an enjoyable day.
Good morning!
A happy heart is a good medicine
and a positive mind works healing.
In y0ur busy sched, d0n't forget
to smile and have a g0od laugh
because it adds colorz in your life!
Strong people know how to
keep their life in order.
Even with tears in their eyes,
they still manage to say
"I'm ok" with a smile.
God is good. Change is coming.
God saw your sadness and said
hard times are over.
Have FAITH in Him.
Do you know what's
the saddest quote
ever made by the
funniest man in the world?
"I love walking in the rain..
'cozno one knows I'm crying.."
-Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
pnaupo nila ako sa gitna..
Dun nauso ang
"center of attraction"..
lumabas ako at umupo sa
gilid ng pinto..
Dun nauso ang
"girl next door"..
nglakad ako sa harapan nila..
Dun nauso ang
"love @ first sight"
ng biglang may sumaksak sakin..
Dun nmn nauso ang
"saksakan ng ganda"
ngumiti ako sa isang guy at
bigla syang hinimatay..
Dun nauso ang
"killer smile"
may nag react sa sinabi ko..
Dun namn nauso ang
"INSECURITY"
CHURCH is my COLLEGE
HEAVEN is my UNIVERSITY
JESUS is my PRINCIPAL
THE HOLY SPIRIT is my TEACHER
ANGELS are my CLASSMATES
THE BIBLE is my STUDY BOOK
TRIAL & TEMPTATION are my EXAMS
WINNING SOULS are my ASSIGNMENTS
PRAYER is my ATTENDANCE
CROWN OF LIFE is my DEGREE
and PRAISE & WORSHIP is my MOTTO!
"5 fingers of prayer"
1. Your thumb is nearer 2 you,
so pray 4 those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing finger: pray for those who
teach, instruct & heal.
3. Tallest finger: pray for our leaders,
they need God's guidance.
4. Ring finger: weakest finger, so pray for
those who are weak, troubled or in need.
5. Little finger: the smallest to remind you
to pray for yourself.
"Ang Taong Malayo Pero Importante Sayo
Ay Parang Rainbow...
Minsan Mo Lang Makikita Pero
Kapag Nasilayan Mo, Mapapangiti Ka" :-)
Nung bata ka ba?
kinagat mo din ung bakal ng m0ngol
pencil mo para lumabas ung eraser
at makapagbura ka?
Kumakanta ka din ba n0on
sa harap ng electric fan?
sinisilip mo n0on ung ref
kung mamamatay yung
ilaw habang sinasara?
Kumain ka din ba ng nectar ng santan?
hahai.. childhood memories! ^^
I see LOVE..
when my mom wakes up early
to cook our breakfast ..
when my dad scold me
just because I got home late ..
when my family calls to check if i'm okay
when people eat lunch together
despite the busy schedules ..
and when good friends hang out
despite the distance ..
And do things just to see you smiling..
see?
now who said LOVE is just for LOVERS?
We're surrounded by Love.
It's just a matter of appreciation.
Life indeed, however humble or
insgnificant it may seem, has a purpose.
in living one's life, others must derive
benefits from it, coz a life lived for the
self alone is a wasted life.
a meaningful life is one that is spent in
service to others, especially to GOD.
B-egin your day w/
L-ove in CHRIST
E-xpect blessings
S-hare gudness
S-hine like the sun
I-nspire someone &
N-ever forget that
G-OD is with you..
BANAT/PICK-UP LINES
BAGYO ka ba?
Kasi the moment you
left my area of responsibility,
"you left my HEART in a state of calamity"
kung ULAN ka, LUPA naman ako',
sa ayaw at sa gusto mo..
sa akin ang BAGSAK mo!
-bAnat mOde! hehehe..
boy: tara kain tayo siomai!
girl: bakit birthday mo?
boy: hindi..
I just want to SIOMAI love for you! ^^
Girl: Kailan ba ang Mahal na Araw?
Boy: Aba, malay ko! Basta ang alam ko,
MAHAL kita ARAW-ARAW. :)
Credits goes to my friends
who sent these messages to me!
SALAMAT MGA KAIBIGAN! ;)
STAY TUNED FOR MORE! hehe! XD
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A boy at an ice cream shop asked
"how much a cone cost?"
The Waiter said it was worth 15 pesos.
The boy had 15 pesos but asked
"how much was the smaller cup?"
The Waiter said it was worth 12 pesos.
The boy bought the small cup,
ate it and left.
When the waiter picked the empty cup,
he found 3 pesos as tip.
LESSON:
Share, no matter how little you have!"
Wen God gives us 'NO' for an answer,
keep in mind that there's a
much greater 'YES' behind it!
His 'NO' isn't a rejection..
but a redirection.
No one will manufacture
a lock without a key,
similarly, GOD won't give us
problems without solutions.
G0d is the best listener..
you d0n't need to shout
Nor cry out loud
bcoz..
He hears even the
very silent prayer
of a sincere heart..
Let's pray before we start our day...
dear Lord, i ask for Your protection and
care over my loved ones and myself.
Cover us with your most precious blood.
deliver us from all harm,
accident and danger,
from people with bad intention.
Lord, help me recognize Your intervention
in my life so i will
never take You for granted.
Amen.
I told God let the people close to me
be healthy and happy forever!
God said: But for 4 days only!
I said: Yes, let them be Spring, Autumn,
Summer & Winter days!
God said: No, 3 days only!
I said: Yes, yesterday, today & tomorrow.
God said: No, 2 days only!
I said: Yes, Bright & Dark days!
God said: No, just 1 day only!
I said: Yes!
God asked: Which day?
I said: Everyday!
God laugh & said: You really know how to
negotiate, but since you are praying
and asking happiness for your friends
and love ones, I can't refuse.
I love everyone who thinks of others first,
so don't you worry!
They will be happy everyday! :)
"God can bless you with
everything you need,
and you will always have more than
enough to do all kinds of good things
for others." - 2 Corinthians 9:8
A meaningful life CAN'T be found
in wealth, 'coz riches can be taken away.
Not in popularity for popular
people can be forgotten.
Not in beauty for beauty is
not permanent,
Not in intelligence, coz it
doesn't make us
a higher creation of God.
Instead. . . .
a meaningful life can be found
in contentment with things we have,
from the love we give &
we get from the people around us
& from faith in GOD who
gives us everything.
GOD's concern is not the
length of our prayers
nor the correctness of our language
but the attitude of our mind
& the kindness of our hearts.
Do you know why GOD blessed you
with another morning to wake up?
~ it's to forget the pains of yesterday &
see the chance the new day has brought
~ to dance & laugh again
~ to make up for the wrong things
you've done
~ to make others feel happy & loved
You see, it's more than just another
long day ahead...
It's HIS way of reminding you
that HE cares & loves everyone of us.
Enjoy God's blessings this week
& every other week!
Good Morning! :)
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
True love you've been hoping to find is
never a feeling rather its a decision.
Because you can fall in love with so many
different persons but to stay in love
with one person is always up to you.
no matter what STANDARDS we set
for our ideal LOVER..
the FACT will always remain
that the person we FALL in love w/..
will always be an EXCEPTiON..
well , HE is the only exception! :)
17 regions
80 provinces
136 cities
1,495 municipalities
41,995 municipal barangays
7,107 no. of islands
In the total of 300,000 area in sq.km
Over 88,574,614 population here
in the PhilippinesI FOUND YOU!
THANKS for being part of my geography!
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
Ang CRUSH parang
UNLI lang yan:
may 1 day,
2 days,
5 days
maximum na ang
1 month..
kapag lumagpas ka
matakot kana ,
over kana sa bill..
MAHAL na yan ! :)
Some people say single persons have a
sad life. No. We have friends that
makes us happy.
Some say, no one cares for us.
That's also a lie.
We have God & a family who loves us.
But do you know why we are still single?
It is because we look forward to
long-term relationship at the right time!
Some people say they can't live
without LOVE.
Well, OXYGEN is more important isn't it?
Kaya para sa walang lovelife..
"inhale exhale na lang muna"
haHAHAha...
the only man who truly loves his girl
is the one who will court her for the
purpose of bringing her to the
CHURCH one day.
he's not the one who will court her
to bring her to dark places & destroy
her dignity as a WOMAN.
he's the one who will protect her
& not pre-date her.
do u get it?
love a woman with all ur heart!
a b0y tried to test the faithfulness
of his girlfriend..
she texted her using a diff. number..
B: hi there sweety.
G: who's this?
B: i'm the man of your dreams.
G: oh? hi baby, how are you?
B: i'm fine.. do you really know who i am?
G: of cours, you said that you are
the man of my dreams.
-while reading his gf's messages,
he is smiling but when
another message came he cried -
the messsage was,
"now dat i'm awake, i think i don't need
the man of my dreams anymore..
all i need is the man that exist in reality..
i LOVE my BOYFRIEND!
ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
After 40 yrs our b0nes may get brittle,
0ur knees will bec0me weak,
our skin will wrinkle.
But me?
I will stay with y0u
t0 listen, t0 share, t0 care.
And we're g0nna be the
c0olest and h0ttest
Seni0r Citizen friendship ever!
I'm not a perfect friend,
I can make mistakes anytme.
but still,
I love those people who stay w/ me
after knowing..
the real personality behind me.
Closeness of friendshp d0esn't need
every minute of c0nversati0n .
as long as you find time to smile..
Remembering crazy m0ments together.
It's the closest thing ever!
If you ask me how long I'll be your friend?
My answer will be..
I don't know, because...
I really don't know,
Which one is longer...
FOREVER or ALWAYS. ^^,
A friend's love is better than a lover.
A lover may leave but a friend will stay.
A lover could demand
but a friend would help.
Ur my friend and I LOVE YOU
more than a lover could do! :)
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Questions to ponder upon:
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Where did Vincent Van Gogh?
Why is Norman Black?
Where did Sandara Park?
Is Chow Yun Fat?
What did Henry Sy?
Is Lucio Tan?
What did Scooby Doo?
What is Victoria's Secret?
Kapag namimili ba si Manny, Pacquiao?
"HAPDI"
yan ang tawag 'pag pumasok ka
ng kalahating araw sa school o sa work.
"sir/mam, pwede po ba mag-HAPDI?"
Hahaha:-)
THOUGHTFUL QUOTES
An evening Prayer...
Dearest Father up above,
this prayer's for all the friends i care,
some are near & some are far.
But Lord no matter where they are,
watch & keep them safe thru each night.
I pray that You bless them
most abundantly especially their health
including their family. Amen.
LIKE my coffee this morning,
i pray that your day be
a blend of the finest brew of blessings;
May God guide your way
& keep you safe always!
good morning!
HEALTH TIPS
Correct timing 4 in-take of water will
maximize it's effectiveness
to the human body!
2 glasses of water 30min b4 meals,
help digestion.
1 glass upon waking up,
helps activate internal organs.
1 glass before sleep to
avoid stroke or heart attack.
1 glass after taking a bath,
helps lower blood presure.
Pass on to people you care for..
Live a healthy life.
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
Even though I clutch my blanket
& growl when the alarm rings,
thank you Lord that I can hear.
Even though I keep my eyes closed
against the morning light
as long as possible,
thank you Lord that I can see.
Even though I huddle in
my bed & put off rising,
thank you Lord that
I have strength to rise.
And even though I feel tired &
stressed for the entire day's work,
thank you LORD that I'm still alive...
good morning! have a nice day! ;-)
OTHER QUOTES
If things are meant to be,
they will surely happen....
if they are not,
hmm..
let's force them to happen.
thats what we call determination!
Never lose hope
Never say never.. ^_^
Someday, we'll forget the hurt,
the reason we cried,
and the one who brought the pain..
We will finally realize that
the secret of being free is not revenge..
but letting things unfold in their
own ways and own time..
Afterall, what matters is not the FIRST
but the LAST chapter of our lives
which shows how well we ran the race..
So smile, laugh, forgive, believe and
love over and over again..
Keep dreaming..
Keep loving..
Keep living..
Morning Thought:
Live your life the way you
drink your coffee.
Sipping it slowly,
enjoying the flavor & aroma,
drinking it to the last drop.
In short, take it easy, be happy...
Have an enjoyable day.
Good morning!
A happy heart is a good medicine
and a positive mind works healing.
In y0ur busy sched, d0n't forget
to smile and have a g0od laugh
because it adds colorz in your life!
Strong people know how to
keep their life in order.
Even with tears in their eyes,
they still manage to say
"I'm ok" with a smile.
God is good. Change is coming.
God saw your sadness and said
hard times are over.
Have FAITH in Him.
Do you know what's
the saddest quote
ever made by the
funniest man in the world?
"I love walking in the rain..
'cozno one knows I'm crying.."
-Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
pnaupo nila ako sa gitna..
Dun nauso ang
"center of attraction"..
lumabas ako at umupo sa
gilid ng pinto..
Dun nauso ang
"girl next door"..
nglakad ako sa harapan nila..
Dun nauso ang
"love @ first sight"
ng biglang may sumaksak sakin..
Dun nmn nauso ang
"saksakan ng ganda"
ngumiti ako sa isang guy at
bigla syang hinimatay..
Dun nauso ang
"killer smile"
may nag react sa sinabi ko..
Dun namn nauso ang
"INSECURITY"
CHURCH is my COLLEGE
HEAVEN is my UNIVERSITY
JESUS is my PRINCIPAL
THE HOLY SPIRIT is my TEACHER
ANGELS are my CLASSMATES
THE BIBLE is my STUDY BOOK
TRIAL & TEMPTATION are my EXAMS
WINNING SOULS are my ASSIGNMENTS
PRAYER is my ATTENDANCE
CROWN OF LIFE is my DEGREE
and PRAISE & WORSHIP is my MOTTO!
"5 fingers of prayer"
1. Your thumb is nearer 2 you,
so pray 4 those who are closest to you.
2. Pointing finger: pray for those who
teach, instruct & heal.
3. Tallest finger: pray for our leaders,
they need God's guidance.
4. Ring finger: weakest finger, so pray for
those who are weak, troubled or in need.
5. Little finger: the smallest to remind you
to pray for yourself.
"Ang Taong Malayo Pero Importante Sayo
Ay Parang Rainbow...
Minsan Mo Lang Makikita Pero
Kapag Nasilayan Mo, Mapapangiti Ka" :-)
Nung bata ka ba?
kinagat mo din ung bakal ng m0ngol
pencil mo para lumabas ung eraser
at makapagbura ka?
Kumakanta ka din ba n0on
sa harap ng electric fan?
sinisilip mo n0on ung ref
kung mamamatay yung
ilaw habang sinasara?
Kumain ka din ba ng nectar ng santan?
hahai.. childhood memories! ^^
I see LOVE..
when my mom wakes up early
to cook our breakfast ..
when my dad scold me
just because I got home late ..
when my family calls to check if i'm okay
when people eat lunch together
despite the busy schedules ..
and when good friends hang out
despite the distance ..
And do things just to see you smiling..
see?
now who said LOVE is just for LOVERS?
We're surrounded by Love.
It's just a matter of appreciation.
Life indeed, however humble or
insgnificant it may seem, has a purpose.
in living one's life, others must derive
benefits from it, coz a life lived for the
self alone is a wasted life.
a meaningful life is one that is spent in
service to others, especially to GOD.
B-egin your day w/
L-ove in CHRIST
E-xpect blessings
S-hare gudness
S-hine like the sun
I-nspire someone &
N-ever forget that
G-OD is with you..
BANAT/PICK-UP LINES
BAGYO ka ba?
Kasi the moment you
left my area of responsibility,
"you left my HEART in a state of calamity"
kung ULAN ka, LUPA naman ako',
sa ayaw at sa gusto mo..
sa akin ang BAGSAK mo!
-bAnat mOde! hehehe..
boy: tara kain tayo siomai!
girl: bakit birthday mo?
boy: hindi..
I just want to SIOMAI love for you! ^^
Girl: Kailan ba ang Mahal na Araw?
Boy: Aba, malay ko! Basta ang alam ko,
MAHAL kita ARAW-ARAW. :)
Credits goes to my friends
who sent these messages to me!
SALAMAT MGA KAIBIGAN! ;)
STAY TUNED FOR MORE! hehe! XD
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